Zoe funny

I asked Zoe if she wanted a sandwich. She shook her head vehemently and said, "No!" Then she thought about it and amended her statement: "No, ma'am." "No sandwich?" I asked. "No, ma'am," she answered. I said, "Okay honey, what DO you want to eat?"
"Sammich!" sez she.
Made her a cream cheese and strawberry jam sandwich and she happily devoured the entire thing.
I don't pretend to know what goes on inside that head of hers!